January 2011
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Jan 1st
December 2010
52 posts
Pattycake Pattycake
Baker’s Blog 
Dec 31st
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OMG CHEEZIT SCRABBLE
Dec 25th
MASSIVE DELICIOUS STOLLEN BREAD POST
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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WatchWatch
I could do this all day.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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My wife eats her custard tart slowly, taking tiny...
atsween: The moral of the story? I have trained our cat to steal tarts. My favorite cat ever.
Dec 23rd
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“Chef’s appetites and enthusiasms, you may have noticed, rarely end with...”
– Anthony Bourdain
Dec 22nd
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I need to yell.
Today at work I was called a fuck up. Well this fuck up baker knows what a Buche de Noel is, no I didn’t learn that at pastry school. I learned what a Buche de Noel is in 8th grade french. 
Dec 22nd
Around twice a season
I practice the deadly sin of gluttony and eat a nasty chemical filled hamburger and fries. Ha, it keeps me in check. 
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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No Child Left Behind
wehadadeal: “i bet you could show me a thing or 2” Like how to set out cookies for Santa Clause? This fool wants me to go to jail. Also, his mirror picture was totally taken in his high school bathroom. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife. Profile Highlight: Profession:  going to college to be a motorcycle mechanic      Photo #1 was tagged as arm before fox tattoo (so manly-like) Haha I...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Ancient Reblog
This old note is from early early this year when I took myself on a date…If this seems enjoyable to you and you are an everyday normal guy and you don’t like margarine, you much prefer the taste of butter, well then we should talk… April 25, 2010, 6:03 pm WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WEEKEND…or its a good thing I only spend money on the weekends Let me begin with...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Eharmony less than successes
and in the words of Liz Lemon, “…that’s a deal breaker!” UGH stop being so lazy. This one was actually good…”satisfying, easy to work with, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.” 
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
100 Interviews: #52: ANNE CHRISTENSEN - "A pastry... →
100interviews: Anne Christensen brings me cookies. “I figured I should bring something to prove I bake,” she says when we meet up and get Starbucks in St. Mark’s Place. She’s also carrying about five different linen bags, one with rock-climbing shoes attached (as she’s coming from a climbing gym in…
Dec 15th
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ListenListen
Dec 15th
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Toast, leftover bear meat, and mustard
Tonights’ dinner rivals that of the time I ate unsalted green beens out of a can with ranch dressing.  Tonights’ Dinner was brought to you by tomorrows 4 a.m. shift…
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
love/hate
loves: and girltalk Hate:  accidentally drinking coffee sludge
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
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Drunken Figs
Dec 11th
Life As I See It.: if you were wondering.... →
mostlyjustemily: What have you learned lately? My identity is as a daughter of God. And nothing else. What have you decided to write your honors senior thesis on? Yoder’s nonviolence and its application in Latin America. Ballin’. What are you reading? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What are you doing tomorrow?… EMILY COME TO OREGON! DRINK COFFEE WITH ME ASAP!
Dec 11th
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Dec 8th
Dec 8th
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Painful irony
I began to lose my sense of self when you decided to find yours. 
Dec 8th
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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The soles of my shoes
are melted off because of stepping into the oven to retrieve baked things…
Dec 4th
Kevin
My friend for life, apparently he looks alot like: We have sat through alot of really obscure bible classes together…”Shrek is satanic/Democrats invented global warming to win elections/Acne is a result of lack of self-love/etc.”….uh huh. Anyway he’s pretty cool.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Ancient Reblog Thursday
I regret deleting all my old posts. I think my life just got so emotional that I didn’t understand anything I had posted before. It was all very foreign to me so I saved a back-up file of everything, and erased it from the interwebs. Now I have a confusing file called anapat.tumblr.com and it all is in very messy formating, but I still have everything and things are starting to seem...
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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“There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama...”
– Karl Marx (via quote-book) (via raindropsandsunspots) (via happythings)
Dec 2nd
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